THINGS YOU RARELY SEE:

 1) Zombies shopping for running shoes
 2) Vegans tailgating
 3) Perfect teeth at a NASCAR event
 4) Nuns with hickeys
 5) A leper colony fielding a gymnastics team
 6) Amish downloading apps on their iphone
 7) An all-you-can-eat State Dinner
 8) The Pope wearing a codpiece
 9) The Little Golden Book of STDs
10) A Soup Kitchen Cookbook
11) A Jaguar in a Wal-Mart parking lot
12) An Ozarks socialite 
13) Benefit concerts for Male Pattern Baldness